![]() I will do the next best thing block it out! (Does exactly what he says on his model) (Reveals his scale model of Springfield) Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun. Burns: No, not while my greatest nemesis still provides our customers with free light, heat and energy. An elementary school, the local tavern, the old age home. Smithers: Well sir, you have certainly vanquished your enemies. now there's the inflated sense of self-esteem! (Pulls out shotgun, cock's it)īarney: Me too! (pulls out a. Moe: Damn Burns! Just let me get one thing. Burns is pumping oil, this bar is closed! Ned: Dear Lord, that's the loudest profanity I ever heard!ĮPA Man: As long as Mr. *CHURCH ORGAN PLAYS LOW PITCH NOTES, BIRDS FLY AWAY SUDDENLY* Homer: (Angrily snatches letter, and gets riled up) Kids, would you step outside for a second? (Bart and Lisa obey) (Homer stands up, takes a deep breath, and.) F. Homer: Although he did send us a thank you card. (After receiving the thank you note from Mr. (Spies on said metaphor via telescope) Say, that sounds like a larf. Burns: Pish posh, it will be like taking candy from a baby! Oh. ![]() This isn't a rival company you're battling with: it's a school! People won't stand for it! What I am about to say violates every sycophantic urge in my body, but I wish you would reconsider. (Lisa throws the switch a huge rumble is heard, but only a single drop of oil comes out)Ĭhemist: There's no pressure! Someone else has tapped this well! Now to switch on our oil pump for the very first time, here's our top student, Lisa Simpson. High School Student (Not shown): We got an air hockey table! These young minds will enjoy every academic advantage till they enter Springfield High School, which has no oil well. Principal Skinner: Today, Springfield Elementary embarks on a new era: an era of unbridled spending where petrodollars will fuel our wildest educational fantasies. Burns: A non-profit organization with oil.I won't allow it! (Throws down Newspaper in rage) An oil well doesn't belong in the hands of Betsy Bleedingheart and Maynard G. (During morning exercise with Burns and Smithers) Miss Hoover: Ralph, remember the time you thought the. Ralph: (Ground rumbles up underneath him) Miss Hoover? The floor is shaking. (Ground rumbles between Bart and Milhouse, Oil erupts) Groundskeeper Willie (looks inside the box, gets a whiff) GAH!!! (Cut's to Willie digging his Grave) Eh, you're lucky you're getting a decent burial. I need you to air out the classroom and give Superdude a proper burial. Principal Skinner: Willie, some time over the holiday weekend the beloved grade 4 gerbil, uh, Superdude, lost his life. oh yeah, there was something on my mind about today that seems to be itching. Burns was attempting to steal candy from. then they found out it was Maggie, whom Mr. I really enjoy how this episode pretty much makes almost everyone a suspect, which probably made the entire world go BERSERK. I mean, by his particular crimes alone, HE SHOULD'VE END UP ON DEATH ROW WITHOUT TRIAL!!! And yet, the police force decided that it would be illegal to KILL that withering old bastard! Makes you wonder about today's authorities these days. So yeah, he managed to ENRAGE pretty much the entire population (save for a rather unbeknownst Krusty), and, as expected, the feeling's mutual with me. Also, he keeps forgetting to remember Homer's name, but that's more of a medical issue. ![]() And block out his ultimate arch nemesis, the sun, from embracing Springfield with her basking glory! Close down Moe's tavern with a horrific increase in toxic fumes. Demolish half of the Springfield retirement castle, AND fracture Santa's Little Helper's leg with said oil. Pirate the elementary school's new found oil business, thus forcing them to cancel all music classes and janitorial services. Burns, acting slightly more dickish than usual, decides to illegally. Ah yes, the only two parter episode the series has ever produced so far! Mr.
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